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shivermepickles: prodigium: fullelvenalchemist: bountyhunterdw...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:56:29 -0700

prodigium:

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time.

Sometimes I think about this post and just start crying laughing. I can’t even tell anyone about it without falling to pieces.

I don’t really blog posts of this kind but I can’t stop laughing

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:22:56 -0700

Popcorn Face Warming Cat

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:21:46 -0700

Popcorn Face Warming Cat

smellslikecalistaspirit: jonnovstheinternet: Cats stuck in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:10:51 -0700

smellslikecalistaspirit:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

this literally made me laugh so hard!

bloodyripwonderland: berktoburgess: hicupp: cancerously: chat...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:50:11 -0700

bloodyripwonderland:

berktoburgess:

hicupp:

cancerously:

chatwithjack:

thelumpster:

(( I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD ))

I’M CHOKING AND I HAVE TO BE QUIET BECAUSE MT DAD IS ALSEEP BUT OH MHY GOFS

I FOUND IT I THOUGHT ID LOST THIS POST FOREVER

BUT THE ACTUAL ROTG SOUND TRACK ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE THIS!!!

this was planned I swear to god

paralysedbeaver: The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:37:38 -0700

paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:30:58 -0700

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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Fri, 24 May 2013 02:05:19 -0700

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:57:51 -0700

areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:54:20 -0700

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

egg-rolls: my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:43 -0700

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

theanimalblog: Sara Lynn Paige

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:33:28 -0700

theanimalblog:

Sara Lynn Paige

scarymerry: thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:06:54 -0700

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

glaad: The Boy Scouts of America has just voted to end the ban...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:57:05 -0700

glaad:

The Boy Scouts of America has just voted to end the ban on gay Scouts in a major victory for gay youth. We will keep the pressure on until they remove the ban on gay and lesbian parents and leaders as well. http://glaad.org/scouts

gdxphoto: all is love

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:49:31 -0700

gdxphoto:

all is love

funnyordie: The Debate is Over NO IT FUCKING ISN’T I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:15:32 -0700

funnyordie:

The Debate is Over

FUCKING

ISN’T

I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS IT’S PRONOUNCED “GIF” WITH A HARD “G” AND IF YOU CLAIM OTHERWISE I WILL FIGHT YOU

dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:59:23 -0700

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard: do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:37:25 -0700

fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:

do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’

but then you don’t know how to write and its just

3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:02:56 -0700

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking

Happy Birthday, Tom Daley!

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:58:44 -0700

Happy Birthday, Tom Daley!